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Joke of the Day

"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"

"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"

"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."

"""Homie don't fleek doe,"" I say to a group of teenagers, hoping it means something."

"What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common? A lot of likes"

"*full moon emerges from behimd clouds* nno--nonono it cant be...RUN. FAR AWAY FROM ME. NOW. IM A-- IM A-- *turns into bungalow* IM A WAREHOUSE"

"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"

"How do reptilians melt steel beams? thermite."

"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"

"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."