204814

Joke of the Day

"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"

"This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster."

"My doctor said that she thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome. I'm not surprised, I irritate everyone else so it makes sense that my bowels would be sick of my shit."

"How do you describe the life of a redditor? [removed]"

"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""

"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"

"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."

"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"

"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."