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Joke of the Day
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
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"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"
"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"I think the only girl I know that hasn't said ""you're like a brother to me"" is my sister."
"How do you screw up a joke? You punchup the fuckline"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits..."
"A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business."
"There's only two kinds of people in this world: people who know how to use conjunctions, but people who don't."
"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"
"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"