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Joke of the Day

"My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out."

"Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe? More doors."

"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."

"Please remove shoes in the foyer first. Second, your pants."

"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."

"Nokia But it's my Kia"

"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."

"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."