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Joke of the Day

"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."

"I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it....... Bambo"

"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."

"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"

"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."

"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."

"My cat complains when I drive him to the vet, but we always end up stopping behind Red Lobster ""just for a second"" whenever he drives."

"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."

"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."