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Joke of the Day
"Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day."
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"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"
"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."
"Age 20: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yeah, meet you there now."" Age 30: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."""
"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."
"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."
"So a baby seal runs into a club... ..."
"How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books? Don't worry, they'll tell you."