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Joke of the Day

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker."

"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"

"Fred came home from his first day at school. ""Nothing exciting happened"" he told his mother ""Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"""

"How do you make a Swiss Roll? Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade."

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"when a skinny man goes diving what do you call it? skinny dipping"

"When I call her ""Hun,"" it's not short for honey. It's short for Attila."

"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"

"Your momma is so fat..... she ate all of reddits servers."