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Joke of the Day

"When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That."

"Thank you for telling me the definition of ""many"". It means alot."

"What's the currency in space? Starbucks"

"How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza."

"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""

"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."

"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""

"Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe hoe hoe"

"Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE 7 8 9 HAAHAHA Wait..."