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Joke of the Day

"A blind man ... walks into a fish market, pauses and says ""Hello Ladies!"""

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""

"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know why."

"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"

"What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party? You might actually get me to sub here."

"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"