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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"
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"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""
"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""
"Why do women live longer than men? They're not married to women."
"You know what they do in West Virginia for Halloween? They pump kin"
"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."
"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"Screamed in horror as I woke to find two severed horse heads in my bed, but then laughed remembering I hadn't removed the one from yesterday"
"Yes, I'm aware I can't fly, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try if my chute doesn't open."