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Joke of the Day

"Do you know any snake jokes? 'cause I serpently don't."

"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."

"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."

"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"

"My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies."

"Why does Beyonce sing, ""To the left, to the left!""? Because black women have no rights."

"Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!"""

"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"

"What would you do if someone is choking? Take a step back."