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Joke of the Day
"I was sober for 12 years... And then i turned 13."
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"Jokes about being drunk on Twitter are redundant. Maintaining a Twitter account automatically implies that you're drinking on some level."
"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."
"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."
"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."
"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"
"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."
"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."
"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."