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Joke of the Day
"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"
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"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"
"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"
"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"
"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"
"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."