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Joke of the Day
"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"
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"What do balloons and virgins have in common? One prick and its gone."
"Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*"
"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""
"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"
"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"
"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."
"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"
"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"
"Why do German shower-heads have 11 holes? because Jews only have 10 fingers."