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Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes have ""TGIF"" on the front of their shirts? **T**its **G**o **I**n **F**ront"
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"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."
"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."
"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."
"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"
"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"
"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."
"The teacher asks little Timmy why he brought his cat into school... and he replied, "" My daddy said to my mommy he's going to eat that pussy tonight!"""