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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? Mr. Whodyounickabollockov"
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"Did you hear the Miami Heat's new theme song? It's absolute fire"
"Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino? He liked his rhinos sunny side up."
"What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper"
"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meowntain"
"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"
"So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said ""Tenpin?"" I said, ""No, it's a permanent job."" - Tim Vine, King of the one liners."
"You can't fix stupid, but you can buy it a drink and tell it you're in Maroon 5"
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier."
"A man is flying on a plane Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones? Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?"