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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."

"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"

"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."

"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."

"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."

"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"

"Baby if you were a fruit - you'd be a fine-apple. But if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in hospital."