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Joke of the Day

"You can't fix stupid, but you can buy it a drink and tell it you're in Maroon 5"

"What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout"

"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"

"Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils"

"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"

"What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you."

"What did the bra say to the top hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."

"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."

"What do you call a woman with a purple vagina? Satisfied"

"So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Get the fuck out!"""