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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper"
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"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"
"What are golfers afraid of? The bogey monster"
"*crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I'm not embarrassed by your driving"
"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."
"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"
"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go."
"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"
"My love for you is like a rapist: it just doesn't stop."
"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""