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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"
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"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""
"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."
"*returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem? ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent"
"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
"What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)"
"If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."""
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."