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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"
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"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."
"The only requirement to work at Hot Topic is the manager has to be able to shove a softball through your ear gauges."
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."
"ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth"
"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""
"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""