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Joke of the Day

"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"

"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."

"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""

"Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips."

"What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce."

"This guy's shirt said 'blink if you want me' and now my eyes are watering and I need to close them but ohmygod you guys I DO NOT WANT HIM"

"Damn girl that's a very red bike. Are you a menstrual cyclist?"

"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."

"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."

"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"