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Joke of the Day

"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"

"I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring."

"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"

"If by chipper you mean woodchipper, then yes, I have a chipper personality."

"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."

"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."

"cut a hole in the bottom of my tub of popcorn while on a date so when she goes for some she accidentally grabs a copy of my mixtape"

"Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in..."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud."