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Joke of the Day
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
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"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."
"What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"
"Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!"
"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."