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Joke of the Day
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."
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"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."
"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"
"What do you call Bob the builder after he retires? Bob"
"I didn't choose the pervert life,the pervert life chose me."
"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"
"Who often shoots in the wrong direction? Clint Westwood"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."