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Joke of the Day

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"

"Feminism That's all, feminism..."

"What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord."

"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"

"What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap"

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."

"What does the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."

"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"