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Joke of the Day
"How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac? Two, then one, then none"
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"what does an 80 year old woman taste like? depends.."
"Where does Finn buy groceries (Star Wars FE Spoilers) Traitor Joes."
"How hard is it to find cigarettes? Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them."
"Knock knock (Your turn)"
"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."
"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"
"[undercover FBI agent steps out of his surveillance van, knocks on my front door] do you ever stop eating?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"