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Joke of the Day
"How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac? Two, then one, then none"
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"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
"I'll never understand why news reporters think they have to stand out in the rain or snow just to tell us it's raining or snowing."
"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."
"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"
"I missed a call from a girl last night... I missed a call from a girl last night. I called her back, she said she must've butt dialed me. I said, ""Maybe your butt knows what it wants."""
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"
"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"