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Joke of the Day
"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"
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"Have you heard about the old wheel that got a new image? He retired."
"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."
"Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas."
"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"
"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."
"There is a method to my madness....and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I'm gonna be friggin' unstoppable....."
"Prison escape A dwarven psychic escaped from prison, an alert went out there was a small medium at large"
"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."