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Joke of the Day
"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."
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"Boss-You're Always the first one here! Me-Hey,*early bird gets the worm, right? *gets to poop or drink coffee without 3yr old interrupting"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked."
"Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race"
"Did you hear about the blind circumsiser? He got the sack."
"Thanks History Channel for letting me know that this scene showing General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn is a dramatization."
"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""
"I'm the king of letting my phone ring for a while before I pick it up so it seems like I'm busy"