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Joke of the Day

"I missed a call from a girl last night... I missed a call from a girl last night. I called her back, she said she must've butt dialed me. I said, ""Maybe your butt knows what it wants."""

"I have a pen..... I have a apple :D"

"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"

"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""

"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"

"79 million people are without access to drinkable water Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!"

"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"

"I got fired from the sewage plant And after all the shit I went through"