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Joke of the Day
"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"
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"Say ""Oh my God"" 5x fast, then say ""I got 'em"" 5x fast.. Have you found Jesus? Lol, jk.. But they sound pretty similar, don't they?"
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"
"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"
"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"
"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years...... I don't have 2020 vision"
"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"