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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they spot a young boy on the other side. The priest says, ""Hey! Let's go fuck him!"" The rabbi thinks for a second and asks, ""Out of what?"""

"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof."

"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."

"You (drinking coffee): Drugs are bad Me (smugly injecting heroin): Actually, coffee is a drug"

"If I turn the food pyramid upside down it's way easier to eat out of it."

"Number of US states who claim above average elementary test scores? 50. Number of US states who shouldn't be allowed to teach math? 25."

"Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!"""

"How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish? You give her a test tickle."

"How did the blind man know Santa was in his house? He felt his presents."

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."