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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"
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"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."
"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""
"So Billy is watching a sexy car video where two cars are making out while loving it and eachother. His Mom says, ""Are you WILLY to learn how to drive?"""
"Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"What's the funniest thing you have heard about US Politics? Donald Trump, President of the United States of America"
"For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I've experienced. God knows what it must have been like for my mother. Being in labour for that long."
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""
"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"