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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""

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"[Clinic waiting room] Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??! Nurse: Sir don't shout that! Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?"
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