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Joke of the Day

"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"*logs on* jesus christ *logs off*"

"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."

"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"

"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"

"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"

"Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either."

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."