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Joke of the Day

"You think Minnie Mouse ever got drunk & decided to bang Goofy after a Disney mixer? -Was the last time my boss asked me for my thoughts"

"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."

"What Did The Egg Say To the Boiling Water? I just got laid by a chick, its gonna take me a while to get hard."

"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p"

"How does one robber ask another how they're doing? ""How are you holding up?"""

"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"

"Don't spend too much on toilet paper It's all for shit, anyway."

"They say a woman's work is never done that's probably why they get paid less"