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Joke of the Day

"You think Minnie Mouse ever got drunk & decided to bang Goofy after a Disney mixer? -Was the last time my boss asked me for my thoughts"

"Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person."

"Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."

"So, a neckbeard walks into a bar... Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!"

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""

"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"

"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."