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Joke of the Day

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."

"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"

"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"

"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's not so bad. The other half end in death!"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Because she moans with the other."

"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."

"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."

"If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!"

"So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat."