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Joke of the Day
"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"
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"What did the gay guy, say to the man at the bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."
"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"
"Can we all agree the biggest balls belong to the first person to set up a tip jar at Starbucks?"
"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"
"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter a dick up your arse."
"I was going to invest in the Microsoft HoloLens but... ...Their projections weren't very good."
"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"