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Joke of the Day
"So, a neckbeard walks into a bar... Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!"
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"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."
"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."
"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."
"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."
"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"Black humor never gets old ...just like african people"
"How do you know your sister is having her period? When your fathers dick taste like blood."