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Joke of the Day

"Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is with two people.... does that mean im handsome?"

"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"

"You got me... If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

"I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity."

"My revenge for being designated driver is putting my car seat warmers on high and convincing my drunk friends that they pee'd in their pants"

"Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Because cher-nob'll fall out"

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"

"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."

"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."