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Joke of the Day

"Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal' and your wife or girlfriend asks: ""Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?"" Just lie!!"

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?"

"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"

"Me: We don't have any more Girl Scout cookies and now I'm sad. Wife: I get sad, too. Like when I think about being married to a 40yo baby"

"If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."

"SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business."

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"Sick at home with a temperature. Girlfriend says why are you so hot, ""I don't know I was born that way""."

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""