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Joke of the Day

"Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal' and your wife or girlfriend asks: ""Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?"" Just lie!!"

"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""

"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."

"Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch"

"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."

"In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"

"Have you heard the one about the mentally challenged couple making love? You probably don't want to, it's fucking retarded."

"Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself."