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Joke of the Day

"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"TIFU By forgetting my wife was allergic to seafood when I got her supper from Subway Woops, wrong Sub."

"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"

"If I had a dollar for every girl I fucked ... ... I would be still fucking poor!"

"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""

"Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife."

"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""

"Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders? Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty"