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Joke of the Day
"This is no place for memorials, petitions, or any of that emotional shit."
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"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."
"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"
"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."
"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on the roof"
"Mom... Are you a virgin?"
"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"
"I hate all the political correctness in recent years. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"""