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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. (Sorry for old joke)"

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"Her: Make me a burrito, please. Me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside"

"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."

"Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train."

"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"

"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."

"what is the cruelest joke of all? Your Life."

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."