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Joke of the Day

"A low pressure faucet and a penis with erectile dysfunction have a lot in common.... Both can still drain their liquids but neithers getting anything off"

"Girl asked me to rate a girl out of 10. I said, you a 14 cause you so basic."

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids And I Shrunk Some Water Skis And Now This Little Squirrel Is Skiing In Our Pool And Its Rad You Gotta See This Babe"

"What is so ironic about Atheists? A: they're always talking about God."

"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."

"Camping for your honeymoon Is fucking intents"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."