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Joke of the Day
"Girl asked me to rate a girl out of 10. I said, you a 14 cause you so basic."
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"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."
"A man walks into a restaurant..."
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""
"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."
"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."
"Why did the woman turn to her husband and say ""now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?"" She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs."
"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."
"Appearing to be productive at work requires more effort than actually being productive."