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Joke of the Day

"Camping for your honeymoon Is fucking intents"

"Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account."

"I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks"

"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."

"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."

"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."

"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"

"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."