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Joke of the Day
"The makers of Pedia-Lite are making emory boards for kids. They call them Pedia-Files."
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"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."
"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"
"Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins. *opens package* *adds water*"
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."
"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"
"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"