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Joke of the Day

"A midget goes to the doctor and exclaims ""doctor! doctor! can you treat me??"" Doctor says: ""yes, you just have to be a little patient."""

"A 4 year old boy examined his testicles... while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"Took a career aptitude test. My results: sports team mascot, bridge troll, sign twirler, petting zoo shit shoveler"

"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."

"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."

"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."

"Say, Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sherbert"

"Relationship goals: A relationship"