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Joke of the Day

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"I only believe 12.5% of the Bible... which means that I'm an eightheist"

"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."

"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"

"Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women."

"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."

"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"

"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""

"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."

"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"