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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over."

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"

"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."

"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."

"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"

"As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's ""Christmas caroling."" If you do it alone it's ""creating a public nuisance."""

"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."

"Life called: They're all out of lemons. It's over."