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"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."
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"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."
"So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call? His de-fence attorney!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."
"I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in"
"I was grinding on a girl in a club last night and she said to me, ""Will you please take your skateboard and f#ck off!"""
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"I was trying to teach my dog to dance. But he has two left feet."
"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."