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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"
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"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."
"Your shirt is a little small. No, I am to big."
"1. Read directions on box. 2. Throw box away. 3. Pull box out of the trash 15 seconds later. 4. Repeat."
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"
"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"We were driving past the graveyard and my dad asks: ""Do you know why I can't be buried there?"" ""Why not?"" ""Because I'm not dead yet, Son."""
"the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots"