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Joke of the Day

"We were driving past the graveyard and my dad asks: ""Do you know why I can't be buried there?"" ""Why not?"" ""Because I'm not dead yet, Son."""

"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"

"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."

"Why don't witches like The Keg? Because it's always burned at the stake"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"Next time you're at the gym close your eyes. It sounds like you're in a porno.."

"And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!"

"How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"

"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."