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Joke of the Day

"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."

"I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but.... NEVERMIND."

"Police Officer Joke Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"

"Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit."

"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."

"What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle I'm so sorry"

"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."

"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""