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Joke of the Day

"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"

"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"

"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."

"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."

"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."

"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."

"What is the favorite scientific unit of the French? RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )"

"When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?"

"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again."